So a bunch of us were sitting there in #TheArmyofJarkness when I mentioned how funny it would be if movie titles had the name of °jark
injected into them. I suggested a few, and people started to offer their ideas too. Well, next thing we know, the room had erupted with so many movie titles that the chat window was scrolling too fast to have a normal conversation with someone. Nonetheless =phoenixofthenet
began writing the titles down and compiled a list which he posted in his journal
. I opted for "Jurassic Jark" since I came up with it!
This project took a quite a few hours. Interestingly enough, the fonts were the hardest parts. To prove I used my own means to make this poster--and so did not break copyright--the text in the middle is the font "Georgia", size 15. All other text is the font "SF Movie Poster", sized 16 and 20, and can be downloaded at 1001fonts.com
I realize that--due to this administration's modus operandi--it's only a matter of time before this poster comes under fire for copyright violation. If anyone has any doubts about the authenticity of my deviation, talk to me before
you delete my deviation. Back when I first joined, some stupid rookie admin wrongly deleted 6-7 of my deviations based on his uneducated assumption. It should be recognized that I mean this poster not as an anti-admin statement, but simply as a pro-Jark statement; I personally love admins. DeviantART has lost one of it's key founders, and this is in tribute to his works and career on this site we hold so dear.
The text on the bottom reads:
THIS POSTER WAS MADE IN HONOR OF THE YELLOW ALIEN WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE.
MAY THIS DEVIATION EXIST AS AN ODE TO THE MAN CALLED SCOTT JARKOFF.
MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, JARK. WE LOVE YOU, FOREVER AND ALWAYS.